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Mike Shows True NWV Spirit by Facing His Fears

Mike “The Bollard” Hornsby made his comeback ride on the club’s Tuesday night ride. He had been off the bike for 4 weeks after a collision with a particularly aggressive bollard on the Burton Marsh Greenway (BMG).

To mark the occasion, and as a special treat for him, the ride took to the BMG so the club could remember the “fell-offen” with a minutes silence at the memorial bollard.

Mike makes his peace with the bollard

In a moving speech, Mike thanked the club and his long suffering partner Paula for their support though a very painful episode in his cycling career. Despite the shock of meeting his nemesis face to face again, Mike held his composure and spoke with confidence about the future, and his hopes for being able to ride passed this and all other bollards without being drawn in to photograph them at speed before ploughing head long into them. He also thanked Cheshire County Council for erecting the plaque in his honour.

The boys, along with Mike, remember that terrible day and give thanks for not being as daft as him.

The sombre mood was further lifted by the usual stop at the “Thatch” on the way back for a round bought by Mike himself. He really is a team player.

Chapeau Mike, and hope the bruising clears up soon (but not the swelling) and you can launch your Speedos modelling career.

Ride safe!

Scott

Ps Send us your selfie with the memorial bollard on the BMG to be entered into our competition, “Who’s the biggest bollard on the road”. First prize will get two tickets to the NWV annual club dinner and prize presentation in November. Remember to use the #mikethebollard hashtag and follow @nwvcc to qualify.

The touching tribute from the Cheshire CC

Emotional Tributes to Mike and his Bollard

Following on from last week’s post about the traumatic bollard related incident involving one of members, tributes have been pouring in from around the cycling world.

The Wirral section of the VCUK cycling club made a stop at “Mike’s Bollard” as it’s now formally known to show their support for such a good cause.

VCUK members moved by at the sight of the incident involving Mike’s left bollard

Other members of the cycling community simply left anonymous tributes on social media, some with flowers

A touching tribute of some weeds at Mike’s bollard.

The NWV had it’s usual Sunday club run last week, and even though Mike is well on the road to recovery, he was not well enough to participate. So the club paid it’s own tribute. It was an emotional moment, some of the lads moved to tears when they thought of how close Mike was to losing a boll**k on the bollard.

Members of the NWV remember their idiotic friend and his bollard

The biggest suprise came from the Grand Depart in this years Tour De France. At the start of the opening stage the great Eddy Merckx appeared out of the roof of the lead car to start the race and produced a replica of Mike’s Bollard to stick on the roof in a show of solidarity.

Eddy Merckx along with Mikes bollard start the 2019 Tour De France.

Hopefully Mike will be out again next week and be back to steering AROUND bollards and other stationary objects.

Ride safe!

#mikethebollard

A Ride in the Hills Ends in a Pain in the Bollards

There was a great turn out for last Sundays NWV club run into North Wales. The group set off for a spin over a few local climbs including the “easy” side of Penbarras and the long steady climb of the Nant-y-Garth out of Rhuthin.

Top of Penbarras before the impending disaster

After a stop at the Fisheries for a spot of lunch it was back home via the well used Burton Marsh Greenway to the Wirral.

Unfortunately one of our Mikes had forgotten about the set of bollards in the middle of the path, despite having passed by them at least 3,500 times.

Whilst trying to get a shot for NWV cycling photographer of the year, Mike had a complete breakdown in common sense and decided to ride headlong into the bollard. If you have ever wondered what the answer to the age old question of “what happens when an unmovable object meets an unstoppable force?” well, now we know. The answer is Mike lands on the deck in a pool of his own blood worrying about how his bike is.

The last photo taken by Mike before his close up with the bollard

Good news is that the club did have another three Mikes out that day, so we could afford to lose one without much disruption. Other good news is that Mike is ok and after a check up at A&E is allowed back into the mental asylum from which he had escaped from for the day.

The local council have commissioned a plaque for this bollard that will commemorate the level of stupidity that occured on this day.

Plaque to commemorate Mike’s disaster.

So if any of our readers are thinking of riding along the Burton Marsh Greenway, stop and take a selfie with the plaque and remember to use the hashtag #mikethebollard and post it to our social media channels on @nwvcc

And finally,

Ride safe!

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